Weed 

A plant that grows naturally, but is outlawed in many countries. It causes psycotic effects, but infact is proven in many cases to be healthy. It has never caused any deaths, and is far less harmfull than alcohol and even prescribed drugs.

James: Hey Dave, gimme' a toke of that reefer.

Dave: Sure man, heres the weed!

Weed by Benz2351 May 27, 2011

weed 

An under apreicated flower

A dandylion is not a weed, it's just an underapriciated flower

weed by Mystic_Snowfang October 16, 2008

weed 

The Best Thing Ever. Called a drug by retards. ITS NOT A DRUG!!!

Dude This Weed Is SO GOOD. IM SO HIGH:DD

weed by MR. BongHigh March 20, 2012

Weed 

A. An unwanted plant in a garden.
B. The only plant in a garden.
C. A connection to all that is good in the world.

Person who absorbs the propaganda they feed you at school:
Well, I heard that weed is like, totally super lame for your, like, well, I don't actually know, but it's bad. Let's go huff gold spray paint instead. I'm pretty sure that's like, good for your lungs.
Normal person: I'd smoke weed if it were legal.
Smart person: Anyone else want to hit this J?

Weed by Spiderman's_Girl January 18, 2011

Weed 

God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwwsome! Pretty much, the dankest thing in the world.

Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..

Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke.

Mannn: I don't do drugs man.

Weed by bahaha. rk June 22, 2009

weed 

(1) a plant with a yellow head

(2) a plant that is made into a drug, currentlu illegal

(1) damn weeds growin' in ma garden again, gotta buy some weed spray

(2) yo due wanna get high wi me?

weed by EEwisewolf April 18, 2008

weed 

another word for hash, marajuana, hemp etc.
also used as another word for cool, awsome, totally, no way etc
Also used as a word when in enjoying ones self.
usually used by males
Usually not used to describe people.
If something seems unusually cool or exited can be streched out.

This party is weed!
Weed! I got him right in the head!
Guy: Wanna come watch the super bowl at my house?
Guy's Friend: weeeeed

weed by HaHaGuy January 30, 2008