weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014

Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.

You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.

by ljamieson January 8, 2022

Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)

Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there

by Bøtta November 28, 2018

change the weather

Make it rain (with money)

I pull up and change the weather

by MegaFGT August 13, 2017

whether weather

What you base a plan of action on concerning the weather.

She said she would go on the hayride tomorrow depending on the whether weather.

by Someonefromearth October 17, 2009

weather convo

when ones conversation with another is not specifically about the weather, but only regards dry less meaningful topics sucha as "what are you up to tomorow?" or "how has your day been?", reaching no higher significant peaks

inspired by Rob Morbin :-)

girl:hi
boy:hello
girl:how are you?
boy:fine you?
girl:fine thankyou
boy:hows your day been?
girl:good yours?
boy:same
girl:what you up to tomorow?
boy:nothing much, what about you?
girl:same same
END OF WEATHER CONVO

by JerriWRIGHT April 30, 2006

changing the weather

When you don't like the weather of the current place you are in, so you hop in your private jet and go to another place aka changing the weather

Its cold as shit man so i'm changing the weather cause i'm so rich and going to Florida!

by WeatherBuddha January 5, 2014