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washington times 

daily newspaper funded by the Unification Church of Sun Myung Moon. It is known for its ultra-conservative several-steps-past-nuttiness viewpoint.
Is in fact so supportive of the texas chimp that one begins to wonder if it is put out by the white house. Tops even Bill O'Reilly in Bush butt-kissing.
Dude...when you buy the washington times, you're supporting the moonies.
washington times by maks March 17, 2004

washington boulevard 

the toughest streets in minneapolis. every house has a front porch where you can see black people drinking 40 ouncers of smoking at any time of day. where nfl players terrell suggs and larry fitzgerald hail from
man that nigga is drunk

washington pa

where a lot shooting are and where money gang is.
washington pa by kashmeir April 6, 2017

washington redskins

One HORRIBLE football team. Their offense is nothing but Clinton Portis, and their defense can't hold anybody. Their fans are in denial all the time, saying (mainly to eagles fans) that "At least WE have won a Super Bowl", but that was over 20 years ago!!! They also claim that they rule when they win, when usually, its on teams that have injured star players!
Woah did you see that washington redskins game? they got blown out 40-0 by the Eagles!

Washington and Lee University 

A selective University located in Lexington, VA. At one time a shining beacon of Southern values, W&L is now turning into a liberal hotbed for cultural diversity. Rapidly losing prestige in the fraternity community for excessively overemphasizing their newfound commitment to said diversity. That being said, there is still a great greek system there. However, the influx of GDIs is surely going to implode the greek system in a very short time.
Old W&L Alum: Hey Jimmy Smith, you seem like the perfect guy for Washington and Lee University! Smart, Southern, and well mannered.

Jimmy: Nah grandpa W&L, maybe 30, 20, even 10 years ago. Unfortunately, my white skin and 30 ACT can't really compete with Abu Napatapatalon and Jose Juan Carlos Englasias who have 29's , but are for more diverse than me.
Old W&L Alum: wow, that must mean within 20 years or sooner their whole fraternity system is going to go down the shitter, replaced with an uber cool ultimate frisby intramural league.

Jimmy: great success!

Washington Tree Stump 

Doing a girl in the butt to the point of getting some fecal matter on your donger... Then proceeding to keep it doggy style but switch to her vagina... The pounding must be so intense that the donger goes through the tissue between the butt and vagina and the tip of the donger protrudes from the butthole like a brown tree stump.
"Your aunt wanted it hard and so I gave it to her hard lol." Then why is she in the hospital dude? "Ever heard of a washington tree stump?"