Meat Wallet

When a woman stuffs and tucks her meat curtains deep inside her HAM wallet ... you get a MEAT WALLET

My MEAT WALLET looks like a ran over pack of bacon!!

by Bubblegum Lips April 18, 2011

Ham wallet

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I went on a date with this girl and she was super stingy with her lady parts. She wouldn't let me anywhere near her ham wallet!

by iamcoppo February 25, 2017

Ham Wallet

A crude term for the female sexual organ, mor commonly known as 'A VAGINA'.

Dude, her ham wallet had herpes sores on it!

by Juan Carlitos April 27, 2007

meat wallet

a stripper's vagina.

"go stick this dollar in her meat wallet and tell her i want a lap dance."

by NRJ2k January 6, 2009

prison wallet

where prisoners gang members keep things they want to keep safe IE up there butt

i keep my money in my prison wallet. i got to get it out of my prison wallet

by rudedog April 20, 2009

sasauge wallet

A sasauge wallet describes low hanging cunt-flaps that swing like a pendulum in a gentle breeze, other words to describe this are (wizard sleeve) and (clown's pocket)

"Hey mate your mum's been around so much she's got a sasauge wallet"

"Your mum's sasauge wallet is like an aircraft hanger"

by M.Antonio December 22, 2008

default wallet

The average wallet given to a boy by his father when he turns 8-12 years old. Usually color black or brown, made out of leather, and with a surprisingly nice smell.

Cashier: That'll be $10.81
Guy#1: *Takes out a brown wallet made out of leather*
Guy#2: Dude... Is that your default wallet?

by nocausefordeath November 25, 2010