wad head

A name used to call your husband when he is being a dumbnut. His limited intellegence with his responses and behaviour. Also referencing the typical male thought process with his sexual organ as his primary thought process.

"Man, You are such a wad head. Senseless and useless you are."

by AndieBarbie December 14, 2017

nugget wad

A large sack of fried chicken

Could you please pass me the nugget wad?

by Jehosaphat Barren June 20, 2017

Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

Dago wad

A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.

So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!

by Batman Dago February 6, 2018

Cock wad

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt January 31, 2017

WAD of Cheese

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

by DEICER December 15, 2022

dilly-wad

a complte and total idot

dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever fuckin seen

by j2dizzo September 7, 2003