Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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Cock wad

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick
-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad
by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt February 01, 2017
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gum wad

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package
Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad
by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018
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Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.
Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!
by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009
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wad head

A name used to call your husband when he is being a dumbnut. His limited intellegence with his responses and behaviour. Also referencing the typical male thought process with his sexual organ as his primary thought process.
"Man, You are such a wad head. Senseless and useless you are."
by AndieBarbie December 15, 2017
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filth wad

a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.
Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.

Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.
by BufuChuck February 03, 2010
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