Noun:
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
How to identify is someone is your platonic wife
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
by limeboiz January 04, 2021
A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
Oh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store.
by Pleasure April 27, 2006
The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.
by T-Boner22 May 02, 2006
The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.
"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."
by dipsys November 01, 2014
"I have a sword girlfriend. It means a regular girlfriend but with a sword."
"Sword girlfriend got nothing on knife wife."
"Sword girlfriend got nothing on knife wife."
by Black Beauty1 July 20, 2021