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voldemort

The main villain in the Harry Potter book and movie series (although in the movies, they make Professor Snape a bit of a villain as well). His real name is Tom Marvolo riddle, when re-arranged spells 'I Am Lord Voldemort'. So far, he has tryed to kill Harry Potter 5 or more times.
The wizarding families are so afraid of him that they do not use his chosen name, refering to him as 'He Who Must Not Be Named'.

~FACTS~

1. Voldemort is a parsle tongue... he can talk to snakes
2. Voldemort went to Hogwarts, harry's school
3. Voldemort tried to get work at hogwarts
4. Voldemort killed harry's parents
5. Voldemort is getting very pissed off cos he hasn't killed harry yet.
6. I suggest you read the harry potter books if you havent already.
Voldemort is evil
Voldemort will be dead very very soon...
I hope you like harry not voldemort
by QueenAmonWoo July 13, 2006
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boys volleyball

probably one of the best sport created by man. consists of 6 players; 1 middle blocker, 2 outside hitters, 1 opposite, 1 setter, and 1 libero. people usually think that when boys play volleyball they are weak, un-athleatic pussy's that cannot play any other sport. But they are actually the top athletes. I've personally seen football, basketball, hockey, baseball, lacrosse, soccer, water polo, track, and swim players collapse, faint, pass out, and pussy out of the sport because its too hard for them
BOYS VOLLEYBALL

football player: Dude volleyball players are so gay

Volleyball player: alright come to tomorrows practice and see how gay it is

Football player: pssh i'll whip your ass i'll see you tomorrow fag

the next day

Football player: (phanting) fuck dude i cant do this anymore i wish i had enough skill to play this
by lachb2014 April 25, 2011
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volkerized

To have your flaws pointed out to everyone when you screw up requesting helpful information.
You just got volkerized,

Example of a real volkerization
But your contribution is very useful and drives home the key point here: there are multiple possible reasons for the "unprocessed continuation reference" message, and we can speculate all we want about them if we don't have enough info. Just one more example of why it is crucial and mandatory to include that section from authentication.properties in its entirety when discussing this sort of stuff. I really can't understand why people keep leaving that out - or does anyone particularly enjoy doing their diagnoses while blindfolded?
by ThgNDim January 21, 2011
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volleyball raped

When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses to the ground in a post-groin-mordum wimper.
Josh, you totally just got volleyball raped in the cocktail weenie.
by Dillards_Weasel March 10, 2009
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Volleyball

Volleyball is better than having a boyfriend.In Volleyball we don’t just wear spandex we can compete better than the boys.Footballs for wimps and losers so do yourself a favor and just play volleyball because it’s better than any sport in the whole world.🏐
Volleyball is the best sport in the world
by Volleyball_lover11 February 8, 2019
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Volleyball

Basically a big game of don't let the balloon hit the floor.
Sam; You want to go play volleyball
Alex: Sure
by 06660 March 21, 2020
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Voldemort

Villain from the Harry Potter series. He is a dark lord, but contrary to popular belief, he is not THE Dark Lord. He has nowhere near the power or terror of Morgoth Bauglir or Sauron the Abhorred. He is also a total pussy when compared to Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, or frankly any darth.
Teenager: Voldemort is the greatest villain of all time!!!
Twentysomething adult: Yeah, sure he is....
by klopek007 February 22, 2010
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