vodka shits

The feeling of shit after you drink vodka.

Oh fuck the vodka shits are brewing inside me

by Boozeandblunts101 February 01, 2016

Vodka Harpoon

A tampon dipped in vodka prior to vaginal insertion. This way, the woman can ingest some of the vodka herself before she removes and presents it to the lucky recipient who sucks it dry.

My woman was on her rag and I couldn't crotch my mickey of vodka, so she put together a couple vodka harpoons... We both got a buzz, it was great.

by shamus82 September 10, 2009

Crotch Vodka

Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.

Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!

by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009

Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 10, 2012

Vodka Rush

The name for a Vodka and Red Bull drink in some places in East London

Oi mate Vodka Rush with ice

by Fridays blaster master July 28, 2012

Vodka Air

A double shot of vodka, served warm in a lowball, juice glass, coffee cup, or other non-traditinal shotglass.

I'll have a vodka air please.

by Nemo Pemo June 29, 2010

Vodka Monkey

Derogatory term for a person of Russian descent.

You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.

by Ghost of Kiev February 25, 2022