vodka shits

The feeling of shit after you drink vodka.

Oh fuck the vodka shits are brewing inside me

by Boozeandblunts101 October 9, 2016

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Vodka Harpoon

A tampon dipped in vodka prior to vaginal insertion. This way, the woman can ingest some of the vodka herself before she removes and presents it to the lucky recipient who sucks it dry.

My woman was on her rag and I couldn't crotch my mickey of vodka, so she put together a couple vodka harpoons... We both got a buzz, it was great.

by shamus82 September 10, 2009

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Smooth Vodka

Vodka that goes down easy, doesn't burn the throat too bad.

Dave: Dang, this is some smooth vodka!

Bill: Damn straight man, it's my favorite.

by gunshots1 January 11, 2012

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Crotch Vodka

Vodka that has been stored next to someones crotch for an amount of time.

Guy 1: You want a drink?
Guy 2: Sure what is it?
Guy 1: Just some Vodka i had in my messenger bag.
Guy 2: Thats totally Crotch Vodka.....But hell yeah pour me one!

by Arcanum Arcanorum November 23, 2009

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A drinking game that mocks the original "Russian Roulette" except with a toy cap-gun. By poking out the holes of the caps until one round is left, you then go on to play "Russian Roulette." Whoever loses, has to drink a red solo cup (or equal quantity of measurement) of Vodka.

This party is boring man, lets start some games of Vodka Roulette and get messed up!

by SovietOvcharka May 31, 2013

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