vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

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vagitch

Portmanteau of vagina and itch; a feminine form of jock itch. Heard mostly in medical circles, and is one of the less-used terms that was first widely attested in Sam Shem's "The House of God".

"I went in. Nine times out of ten in that room it would be small-time: V.D., vagitch, urinary, or tuna."
-Shem, Sam (1978). "The House of God". p.206.

by captain lonely May 8, 2011

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When someone defines a name or pseudonym of a person, sometimes out of spite but usually to get into a girls pants. May be written by the person themself, which only serves to make them look like an ass.

Despite the fact that you're actually not supposed to have definitions focused on non-celebrities, there are many such definitions.

He's been a pompous dick since someone wrote a Vanity Word of his obnoxious Gaia Online account.

by GrokMonkey August 7, 2011

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