SuperTerri's definitions

vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

Percorita

Take half a Percocet, drink a margarita, then take the other half of the Percocet. Perfect for when just a pain pill alone just isn't quite enough.

I made a pitcher of Percoritas last night, but can't remember what happened after the first glass.

by SuperTerri August 24, 2009