vartan

a immigrant

look the vartan is jumping the border

by sako dza October 28, 2008

vortex

when you're in a car (really drunk/high), you close your eyes, blast really awful music, and stick your arms out like you're flying through space.

"Dude! Turn up the Black Eyed Peas! I'm about to vortex right now!"

by AKWYLcyt May 1, 2010

vortex

the last part of the best rapper in the game lil vortex

lil vortex is the best rapper his album drops on May 31st

by lil vortex May 6, 2019

Facebook Vortex

1. a place in Facebook, created by the human mind, where "late" messages, and notifications are sucked into, resulting in delayed arrival. The subconscious mind creates this to make an excuse for forgetting to reply, for lack of attention, and for flat out ignoring someone on Facebook.

2. an actual place in Facebook where messages and notifications are sucked into causing delayed arrival.
**** This is an unexplained and *RARE* phenomenon****

1.Mitch: July 20 at 12:39pm
hey we still gonna hang saturday? :)

Marie: July 25 at 1:34pm
i JUST got this! SO sorry!
it would'nt have worked anyways, i was busyyyyy

Mitch: July 25 at 1:41pm
i saw you on chat the last couple days. it's like it got sucked into a Facebook Vortex or something.

Marie: July 25 at 1:56pm
i KNOW! fucked up, eh?

2."What the hell???? She commented on this TWO fucking days ago! It's like it got trapped in a Facebook Vortex or some shit."

by mitchmatsch July 25, 2011

vart

a vaginal eruption of smelly gasses.

"*Queeef!* damn girl learn to keep those varts in!"

by Austeezy my neezy November 4, 2008

vart

a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation

I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.

by The Return of Light Joker October 9, 2010

Vortex

When you talk to someone who is real dumb, they just stare at you and it is clear that there is very little brain activity as they attempt to understand what you are saying.

I just got vortexed by that fucker, I almost got sucked in!

by Atrizzle April 29, 2008