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Valentine's Day

an entirely commercial holiday that serves no real purpose. It forces people in relationships to buy each other gifts that at any other time of the year they wouldn't think of buying each other. For the most part these gifts are grossly overpriced and cheaply made. After you spend all this money on gifts you now have to spend some more money on dinner at a fancy restaraunt were the food will probally suck and you will end up stopping at McDonald's later anyway. The one good this about this Holiday...I've you followed all the guidlines and spent the right amount of money, chances are you are going to get lucky!
Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a cute little teddy bear that every single fucking Hallmark store has 500 of in their front window. It's like I didn't even want to try to find you something that you would appreciate. I just picked the first thing with a red heart on it that saw!
by Bonita Applebum April 9, 2006
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valectban

The result of a user (Valect) on efnet using the host name of someone else, who raises hell in specific channels of choice (such as #seattle or #california).

The result is an ineffective ban on the host name that user is utilizing, locking all other users on that host name out of the channel.

A frequent victim of valectbans is a user known as Orb.
21:15 18 Dec 05 <analorb> I used to be on like 23542352 efnet channels <analorb> but now I am the victim of valectbans
by cuntsucker August 25, 2006
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James Valentine

lead guitarist of Maroon 5, also co writer of some of their hits:D
"James Valentine and I wrote She Will Be Loved together and I was like OMG this is a hit song for our band"-Adam Levine
by FPA October 29, 2007
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nick valensi

23 year old sexy guitarist of The Strokes.Drinks,smokes, and has a good time with his fellow bandmates Jules,Fab,Albert,and Nikolai. Guitar expertee.Has been playing since he was 5.
The strokes fucking want me and they had sex with annie last night
by Annie April 16, 2004
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valentina

1. Bad-ass sexy pimptress.

2. A person or object of uncontrollable beauty.

3. A female who has an explosive amount of sexual appeal.
"Damn, that valentina has a sexy ass."
by gettytr July 16, 2008
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brooke valentine

New Hip-Hop artist, best known for her single called "Girlfight" featuring Lil Jon and Bigboi
by Sally the Ragdoll March 10, 2005
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Valentine's Day

a holiday created by candy stores,card companyies,and flower shops to boost sales.
by Birdman February 13, 2004
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