vampire sex

the act of eating a girl out while she is on her period

i was getting eaten out while on my period and he felt like a vampire. vampire sex

by krystalxbabi November 23, 2010

Vampire King

A vampire who doesn't take shit from any other vampires, and ultimately needs lots of vampire sex and human blood to be satisfied.

"Did you see the way that Vampire King killed the shit out of that guy; it was fucking insane."

by Joe Klein November 22, 2006

Vampire Smoker

This generally happens when you have a person, claiming to be a stoner, that is too scared to smoke marijuana while there parents are still awake. This usually happens because the individual thinks it is cool to be a pot smoker but they are scared of their parents finding out, so they only come out to smoke at night, much like a vampire would, this resulting in a "Vampire Smoker".

Jedidiah says "Hey Jepeto, its 420, lez get blazed foo"
Jepeto replies " I can't yet man, I am scared my parents will notice when I get home. But we can once they go to sleep, is that straight meng? You know I'm a true stoner."
Jedidiah exclaims " Hell nah, you a god damn Vampire Smoker like everyone else, I am going to find a true folk to puff down like charlie brown right now. I'm out."

by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009

Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.

Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

vampire buddha

Alternative to zombie Jesus for use in the presence of Christians.

Sweet vampire Buddha, that's a huge crucufix you're wearing!

Jane: I graduated with a first.
John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!

by Darth Ridley March 26, 2007

Vampire Hunter D

Vampire Hunter D is the all time best anime based on the novel by Hideyuki Kikuchi. The impressive detailed artwork is done by Final Fantasy's Japanese artist Yoshitaka Amano. There are Vampire Hunter D novels, manga, and 2 animated movies as well. The characters, music, and storyline in both movies are very impressive in the way that they are done.

D is a mysterious "dhampir" (half human/half vampire) who's father is actually hinted to be Dracula. Because of being a half breed, D walks in the daytime and posesses dominating supernatural skills only shown by the strongest of vampires. D travels the world and hunts down vampires in a much more impressive way than other vampire hunters such as Blade or Buffy the vampire slayer. D's weapon of choice is a slim longsword which is shown to cut through pretty much everything and anything.

Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust

by VioH October 23, 2008

vampire tea bag

A tampon, new or used.

(1) Count Dracula and Barnabas Collins got together for tea. Wrenfelt brought them an assortment of vampire tea bags. Suddenly Blade, Buffy and Van Helsing jumped out of the bushes and slaughtered them!

(2)SALLY: Damn! I'm all out of tampons.
SHARON: Here, here's a couple of vampire tea bags for ya.
SALLY: Thanks a lot, I sure owe you one!

by Dr. Peter Poppinhyman May 16, 2006