twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

by jake5253 June 15, 2009

twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

by jackmears January 6, 2007

twatting

screwing,riding,

" i'm gonna go home and give the old girl a helluva twatting the night lads.she wont know whats gonna hit her!"

by captain perrins May 20, 2003

twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

by Evan Flory January 31, 2007

Twat

Probably the best way to describe me

"Your such a twat"

by Coke1114 September 3, 2019

Twat

1) another definition for idiot
2)what Jesy Nelson calls Piers Morgan

Int: what do you think of Piers Moragn?
Jesy: oh! he's a twat!

by tellmeyoulovejerrie October 5, 2019

twat

A person that you hate

Diego is a twat

by bc_2000 April 8, 2015