tuna bake

When you fill a girl's vagina with melted cheese and then wait for it to solidify. Then you eat it with a knife & fork and use a napkin.
Nice variants include spicing it with cayenne pepper , Tabasco or orphan's tears.

Guy 1: Hey Bro I sure am hungry
Guy 2: Yeah me too dude fancy a tuna bake?
Guy 1: Ah sweet idea, I'll have the usual.

by toxic chinchilla murderer October 6, 2016

Tuna Tow

The act of attracting a woman without effort, usually because they're too damned handsome.

Justn : Damn. Aaron's always pulling in women... wtf
Seth: Yeah... that bastard is a real Tuna Tow-er. He's always reeling in ho's.

by Put0ut August 24, 2018

tuna skeet

masturbating onto your friends tuna sandwich to give it the appearance of mayonaise.

"did you tuna skeet on my sandwhich?"

by tuna skeet February 9, 2009

Tuna Pouch

A slang term or euphemism for "vagina."

Girl 1: Wow, bestie. You really messed her up for saying that about your butt.
Girl 2: Yep. My butt is round, not fat... so I slapped her in the face and kicked her right in the tuna pouch.

Girl 1: That's my BFF! Your butt is perfect, by the way. Let's go get some fuzzy navels.

by BigDeff72 June 28, 2015

Tuna Mornay

When a male and women have unclean genitalias, then proceed to have intercouse. Making the tuna mornay below.

Filthy Bob and Jane made tuna mornay last night when making love.

by Pussyslayer0135 November 22, 2022

tuna whistle

A queef from an unpleasant smelling vagina.

'Who blew that tuna whistle!?'

'Did Tammy blow her tuna whistle again!?'

by Pussy Snatcher June 20, 2014

tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.

"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."

by eatpizza October 24, 2011