Turtleneck Sweater 

(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.

Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."

Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"

Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"

Turtleneck Sweater by Kangarilla September 30, 2014

Respect the turtle 

Masturbate. Ask Craig Ferguson.

I was just in the bathroom trying to respect the turtle!

Respect the turtle by Briana83 May 24, 2014

Turtle Tugging 

When you have your Turtle Beach headset on and your jerking off to porn off your console.

ME: "Hey, what up B!! What you up to?" B: "Just Turtle Tugging one out......MOM! GET OUT OF HERE!, Can't you see that I have my headset on??!!"

Turtle Tugging by Cant Hold MD February 26, 2011

turtlehead sneak 

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.

Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before he stained his underwear.

turtlehead sneak by Ulmelqlo April 30, 2008

Turtle Snorkel 

A blowjob performed underwater.

The weather in Maui sucked, but I got a turtle snorkel in Napili Bay, so the trip was worth it.

Turtle Snorkel by CountRugen May 2, 2009

turtletown 

When a non-Tortle seduces a Tortle in Dungeons & Dragons.

"I totally went to turtletown last night."

turtletown by poploser May 21, 2021

Stuffed Turtle 

When a man allows his penis to invert inside his body and a woman uses a strap on dildo (or a man uses his erect penis) to penetrate the whole created by the inverted penis.

I'm so cold honey, quick give me the stuffed turtle before its too late!

Stuffed Turtle by roboatse January 16, 2011