Putter and Twatter

The only two sticks you need to play golf

You only need a Putter and Twatter. You need a twatter til you get to the green, then its the putter

by Wasted Walk February 20, 2009

tatters

A sometimes lesbian, golden girls watching chick who LoVeS hAmBuRgErRrRzZz!!1!! Also loves Fall Out Boy and banging.

That Tatters is glorious.

by FailureByDesign May 4, 2005

dutch trotter

the dutch trotter is like the the dutch rudder except you need to be really flexible its for those guys who have foot fetishes anyways>:you place your penis between your big toe and the other toe while the girl moves your leg so that you give your self a foot job.....
have fun

guy1: dude that babe we met last night suggested i try the dutch trotter it was fukn great
guy2: errmm bout that so called babe.......
guy1: huh??.... what are you gettan at bro?
guy2: that was my gay brother he paid me $100 if i didnt say nothing
guy1: meh doesnt matter least he didnt touch me or fuck me in the ass or make me give him a gobby
guy2: actually..........

by footsies March 31, 2010

Tatters

An inspirado for many ppl, not just boobs

Thanks Tatters I found my inspirado!

by Mrfancypants May 3, 2005

twatter

A flirty, sexual charged message or photo sent via twitter. Although a twatter may be delivered via text message, it should not be confused with sext.

verb uses:

twatter. twattering. twattered.

noun usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) blamed 'hackers' for a twatter sent from his twitter account."

verb usage: "In May 2011, Rep. Anthony Weiner (Dem, NY) admitted to the lying, saying he twattered it, not a hacker."

conversation between dan and joe:

dan: "What are you doing, Joe?"

joe: "Kate just sent me a twatter..."

dan: "What is that, like a sext?"

joe: "Yes... but it come in from twitter, so it's a twatter..."

dan: "Oh. OK. Can I see?"

joe: "Uhh. No."

dan: silent

joe: "if i showed you, than you would see my 'representative', because I started it by twattering her."

dan: "Thanks for warning me. I don't want to see your Weiner."

by eee-rrr-iii-ccc December 1, 2011

trotter

He is a nugget.He can be funny.

wow i wish i was a trotter

by Mr.muffinnugget October 12, 2017

silly tatter

you're hilarious/silly.

Stevie says does something strange and funny.
so you say.

Hahaha, Stevie, you're a silly tatter.

by casssienovaa January 2, 2009