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Cherry Topping

When a woman stands over your face and lets her post pregnancy bloody vagina drip on you.
Cleetus pissed me off so I gave him a cherry topping after I put the baby to sleep

Arthur wouldnt fuck me last night when the baby went to sleep so I gave him a cherry topping. It was a mess!
by Col. Custard November 5, 2009
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toppo

a guy who drinks allot of "Bass" (the bitter), comes into teamspeak half-drunk, spills his drink into his computer, then screams, shitten-sy-crappen-hoffen.
this gamer is such a toppo
by els236 June 20, 2011
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Tengen Toppa dat ass

An fake ass that is basically huge as FUCK.
Damn, that bitch gotta a Tengen Toppa Dat Ass right there!
by Satanel December 13, 2010
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copper topper

Someone with red hair. A head of Copper
He's got some Copper Topper on him
by Mullet February 13, 2004
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flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 3, 2010
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housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.
James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!
by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008
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topper

A topper, derived from the word top (tongue on penis), is a girl who is known for administering oral sex.
Danielle is a topper, you should take her to prom if you want to get your dick wet.
by DJ D-Ret October 23, 2006
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