When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008
Get the Saber Toothed Crotch Critter mug.The act of defecating on a toothbrush, and then continuing to brush your teeth with it as you normally would a toothbrush with toothpaste.
Wendy: God Jen, your breath smells horrible.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.
Jen: Yeah, don't remind me. I got a rusty toothbrush this morning.
by Bug One August 11, 2011
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One might say ''ah tootler haven't seen you in ages man, how you doin?'' and embrace his partner in a firm hug.
by CIRVINE March 5, 2013
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“HE FUCKED ME, WITH A TOOTHBRUSH!!!”
by Iamtrash2000 June 25, 2018
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I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.
by carpiethe April 25, 2010
Get the saber-toothed crotch jockey mug.Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.
A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".
A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".
"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."
by osirusr September 23, 2011
Get the saber-toothed tiger mug.A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.
Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.
by Sam B. L. June 21, 2012
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