tooroo

An incorrect but common mispronunciation of the Australian slang word 'hooroo' - which means 'goodbye.'

"Tooroo mate, see you tomorrow."
"Its 'hooroo' you idiot. Hooroo."

by Ozzie Battler June 17, 2008

Tooback

A green lobster

wat is up with that tooback

by Kevin K March 23, 2004

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin

engaging in masturbation in close proximity to an important social event

Responsible adults tend to schedule their masturbations time, so as to avoid committing a Toobin.

by jmikegra October 19, 2020

you toobs

a very cringy boomer term that basically means a video on youtube. the correct way to say it: "i watched a video" instead of "i watched a you toob"

hey kiddo, watching some you toobs?

by Lil barnacles #1 fan October 30, 2021

Pulling a Toobin

Exposing your dick while on a Zoom call. Typically happens if you're masturbating while taking the call and there is an attractive coworker, whom you want to hook up with, but are married and have a family.

Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.

I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I got fired from my job for jerking off while on a Zoom call and my dick made it on camera...You know, I was pulling a Toobin.

by TheHeardDerg October 19, 2020

toob

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.

Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.

by dewade123 November 14, 2009