Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025

Tism Token

Any tangible or intangible item to signify your particular brand of Autism.

Whata johnny got on his head? Oh that hat? That's just his tism token

by BeanPatrol May 10, 2024

token baby

Have you ever seen anyone with marital issues then they have a baby? Well token babies are babies that "save" a couples' marriage.

"I though Sarah and Mike were gonna divorce, now they have a kid?"

"I don't think slapping a token baby will fix their issues"

by luchbochep October 6, 2022

by the same token

similar to on the same boat or wavelength

Katrina: by the same token, nico thinks im a bitch
Paul: ahahhaha pretty cute, you owe me a voucher then

by PaulDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD January 9, 2013

Token

HIS NAME IS TOLKIEN BLACK AFTER J.R.R Tolkien

Tolkien yea my name has always been Tolkien
Stan: CARTMAN SPELLED IT TOKEN

by 2manyhearts April 23, 2022

Token Tuesday

A very dangerous event that takes place every Tuesday that you have gym last block where you take a lot of edibles with three other friends and see what happens

Yo I was geeking last token Tuesday’s

by Toke master Johnson October 22, 2023

Token

When you take a dump and the turd goes right up the tubes after touching the water in a western toilet

Last night it was a total token

I took a dump and scored 3 tokens

by Darkenshire November 1, 2018