off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK March 11, 2011

Wheat toast

People who have nothing interesting about them and have nothing interesting to say.

How could you date her? She is so wheat toast.

by Kidneybean00 February 5, 2017

overlord of toast

1. The almighty ruler and grand poobah of anything that ever was, is, and ever will be toast and/or toasty.

2. a person who replaces any given word with the word "toast" or its subsidiaries.

1. I rule you beacuse I am the Overlord of Toast!

2a. Go toast yourself.
2b. "How are you today?" "I'm quite toasty, how are you?"
2c. Shut the toast up you mothertoaster!

by Toasty November 28, 2004

Toast McGhost

To reach a level of intoxication where memory is lost of any event which occurred that night...leading you to believe that the only way the event was possible is if a ghost was there in place of you.

A lower level of being McGhosted is to be "toasted" or "semi-ghosted."

See also: ghosting, McGhosting, toasting McGhosting, toasty McGhosty

Pronunciation: meh-ghost or mah-ghost

"How did you forget about that? Everybody was doing it..You must have been toast McGhost."

"I just got fired from my job today...tonight..I'm getting toast McGhost."

"Tonight we're getting McGhosted."

"You're toast..but I don't think you're at McGhost status yet."

"Wow, you're already ghosting after two shots?"

"OK, time to stop for a while..You're looking toasty McGhosty."

by stay bEastly my friends. August 16, 2009

Popped Toast

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster

Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky

by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011

Lamp Toast

Toast cooked from the heat of a table lamp.

Lamp Toast is the G.O.A.T.

by LampToast June 26, 2016