Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck
Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy
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Girl Failure

A Girl Failure is a fictional or non-fictional person or character that is on the verge of breaking down, is mentally unstable, in a way that has become endearing or gives one the urge to protect or comfort this character.
"Man, Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus is such a Girl Failure"
by Umbrollax5x7 December 19, 2023
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Girl-Failure

Girl-failure (noun): A term used to describe a girl or woman who seems to perpetually stumble through life, making a series of awkward, embarrassing, and often life-changing mistakes.
She's the one who spills coffee on herself right before an important meeting, trips over her own feet, and somehow manages to lock herself out of her apartment at least once a month.

The antethesis of a Girl Boss, an absolute loser.
Kath: How would you describe me?
Suga: You Dont quite fit Femcel, but you're enough of a loser to be a Girl-Failure.
by SSugaaaaa July 09, 2024
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girl failure

A female loser. Also probably a femcel.
Anonymous: “I feel so girl failure”
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Bladder Failure

Bladder failure refers to the act of being unable to hold your pee and releasing urine into your underwear or pants or possibly your sheets.
Was driving home and i really had to go. had a Bladder Failure in the car. so embarrassing
by The Bladder Master July 22, 2019
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divine failure

devine failure is a song on youtube by elsooyer
have you heard the song divine failure
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Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?
by Beard of Win September 01, 2010
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