What a lot of really ignorant people end up getting beat over the head with, or rather, what a lot of us dream about beating ignorant people over the head with.
"If I catch that person in a dark alley some day, I'm going have a boot party on their head."
"COOL! Then I can beat them with the tire iron!!"
"Even better. Boot party and Tire Iron testing ground"
"COOL! Then I can beat them with the tire iron!!"
"Even better. Boot party and Tire Iron testing ground"
by Sucks2BU January 16, 2005
Get the Tire Iron mug.When your up early in the morning, for example for an 8 AM class and you have a boner that won't go away because your wicked tired and keep daydreaming sexual things. This shouldn't be confused with morning wood, because morning wood usually results from having to take a piss, and you have it as you wake up. The tired boner occurs when your wicked tired and wicked bored after you've been up for atleast an hour.
"This sucks dude this econ class is so boring and I'm so tired."
"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."
"I know dude I have a raging tired boner and I keep picturing Shannon Elizabeth sitting on my lap naked."
by taintalicious21 January 31, 2009
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Crappy Tire is know as a slang word to indentify the Canadian retail distributor "Canadian Tire" They call it Crappy tire because of the low quality of their in-house brand "mastercraft" being that most of the product is made in China not to mention that the Mastercraft line is overpriced versus a retailer such as Walmart.
It also refers to the "crappy" service because there's never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.
It also refers to the "crappy" service because there's never enough people in the stores working cashier or customer service.
Q: "so where are you going to buy that replacement part for your used car"
A: "I mind as well but it at Crappy Tire, i just need it to last the winter - hopefully it can last that long"
"What's taking so long! I feel like I'm at a Crappy Tire on a weekend"
A: "I mind as well but it at Crappy Tire, i just need it to last the winter - hopefully it can last that long"
"What's taking so long! I feel like I'm at a Crappy Tire on a weekend"
by doesn't matter beeyatch January 27, 2010
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Originating from the Warcraft computer games; Taurens are extremely large cow-like people. Tauren as an adjective is used similar to 'massive' or 'enormous'; it can be used to describe anything that is larger than ordinary.
by Vinnie June 11, 2006
Get the Tauren mug.What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".
Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."
by Josh March 26, 2004
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