Titanic

when a man is "hard" and a female sits on his penis and falls to the ground with his penis in her in result snaping his penis.

friend: "why do you have an ice pack on your wang?"
You: "My girl friend gave a titanic."

by billballz January 13, 2010

titanic higgins

The word titanic is applied to someone who goes overboard. The higgins is added when a person goes so far overboard that it is hilarious.

titanic: Joe purchased 5 kegs of beer for his Y2K party

titanic higgins: To prepare for Y2K Titanic Higgins purchased 500 pounds of oatmeal, 500 pounds of wheat, a deisel powered generator, 500 gallons of fuel, 1000 rounds of 22 ammo and buried $1000 worth of change in the yard. He spent new years eve in his bunker in the basement.

by higgins January 24, 2005

reverse Titanic

Occurs when something highly valued that has been irrevocably lost (especially if due to forces beyond control) miraculously returns safely against all odds and expectations.

My girlfriend left me cold after I cheated. But six months later she did a reverse Titanic and we got engaged.

by Jim Foster October 26, 2006

titanic

Describes something that is very large and impressive to view. However it proves dissapointing when used because it goes down soon after setting sail.

Sally: Joe's penis is Titanic.

Jane: What do you mean?

Sally: It's huge but he can't keep it up.

by dion February 4, 2005

Titanic

A lady who goes down first time out.

Nick: Hmmmm you suck like the Titanic
Sammy: And you blow like an asthmatic!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

titanic

a ridiculously long, sappym love movie (that runs on for three hours) in which a very poor Leonardo Di'Caprio falls in love with a very snooty, rich, and stupid Kate Winslet.

"I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." (and yet she lets him go sink into the ocean because she was speaking metaphorically)

by Jesse Leonardo January 27, 2005

Titanic

Any overrated big-budgeted movie

by Anonymous November 4, 2002