"Tight Sneakers" is a term that Phil's dad uses to describe any intense or troublesome situation. An example of this would be being pulled over. The term was adopted by Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for their Saturday adventures, which they pretend are episodes of a Sitcom called Tight Sneakers. The first episode was called DJ's and BJs. In each episode Judson drives, Phil is on shrooms, Zack retells the events of each night, and Austin plays DS and wears loose sandals. The Tight Sneakers are an elite force, an unlikely band of misfits, a hodgepodge of characters, and it works. They plan to have guest stars in the future. When using the term "tight sneakers" or referring to these adventures, one should always "give credit where credit is due" -(Dante Hicks, Clerks), and site their influence from Phil's dad for the phrase, and Phil, Zack, Judson, and Austin for the adventures.
Phil: Oh man, the coppers are flashing their lights and sirening me.
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...
Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?
Phil's dad: Tight sneakers, Philip, tight sneakers...
Phil: Man, I cannot wait for the next Tight Sneakers, during which I shall be on shrooms.
Judson: Yes, and I can't wait to sit behind the wheel of your puke-green Suburu Outback, 2000 edition again, Phil.
Zack: You are both right, July 2nd was loads of fun, as I have explained to multiple audiences, so this shall be even more fantastic.
Austin: Me and my loose sandals would like to know: where that DS at?
by Robert Lawrence Paulson July 06, 2006
by Ziggy-Stardust May 20, 2008
Sweet, awesome, tight pussy, often abbreveated with TF. dicovered by two amazing people i do and do not wish to tell u the names of
by bossnisity August 31, 2007
by Poon Daddy May 12, 2006
Jeans that are very tight around the knees especially on men. Often worn by skaters and hipsters. sometimes taken to the extreme by people like Dustin Dollin, Ali Boulala, and Jim Greco. (All professional skateboarders).
by The not-quite-coolest kid in the school! June 12, 2004
An adjective referring to the superior quality of a transvestites inverted genetalia for sexual intercourse
Eddy-"Yo you see that Russian girl that got on the bus, she was kinda sexy."
Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
Zack- "Dog that's a dude with makeup on for sure."
Eddy -"Yea but she prolly got that tight invert"
by R3d_m4n February 23, 2015
A rear end that is exceptionally attractive, well-defined, or desirable according to the butt fad of the month.
by MissionDoll November 11, 2004