tanning booth

A closet-like box that sprays brownish color on you to make you look tan.

Mystic Tan is a popular tanning booth.

by HUH February 27, 2005

Monitor Tan

Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.

I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.

by TangClock August 18, 2009

tan lines

parts of a girl's otherwise tanned body that are not tanned. Usually caused by bikini straps, etc.

look at that girl's tan lines, she looks like she's got stripes all over her!

by International Bad Boy April 24, 2005

stubby tan

a tan line that v's up the side of your thighs near your crutch which is what you'll get when wearing Australian stubby shorts.

Been jogging down the beach wearing my singlet and stubbies and the temperature was so hot I copped a stubby tan.

by bread infection January 1, 2006

Tan Junkie

Girls, usually ages 11-19, who spend most of their time and money baking it up at the local tan salons. Usually blondes who fry their skin until they could pass for native americans or even African Americans. However, the bleach blonde hair looks horribly unnatural with their new skin-tone.
Will get skin-cancer before they can legally drink.
Ironically, most don't really care.

"Dude, whatever happened to your exgirlfriend Sally. She was hot"
"Nah dude, she turned into a tan junkie"
"Shame. She was bangin'. Now she's just a stereotypical yuppie"

by lesharkattaque June 25, 2006

Tan Ball

A Male, usually in his 20's, infatuated with looking good, following trends, and
being tan: resulting in his balls being tan as to achieve the full effect. It is not uncommon for the underlying Tan Ball to actually be unattractive while not primped, and to possess inferior genes and intellect.

Mike, the obvious Tan Ball, with frosted hair and earings, was tan in the middle of December.

by Travonius September 11, 2005

CRT Tan

The temporary pink hue and hot sensation on the skin of the face after spending too much time in front of an old school tube TV or computer monitor, caused by electrons escaping from the cathode ray tube impacting the face.

This is no longer a problem with modern LCD screens.

Back in 1999 I spent hours in-front of my computer playing Counter-Strike. I remember having a pretty decent CRT tan to show for it!

by mattlach October 26, 2018