Rusty Porch

When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.

Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"

by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016

rusty herb

the act of not wiping your buttox for a week or more and then plucking a handful of your own butthole hairs and placing them into an oven baked treat that is given to someone who irritates you.

"Scott doesn't know that I added my secret ingredient the rusty herb to his birthday cake, he thinks I'm doing him a favor."

by cuddycowboy36 April 11, 2010

Rusty Fernando

An extremely rare type of mustache known for its unique location. Rusty Fernando mustaches are located within the hairline just above the forehead. They are similar in shape and style to the “handle bar” mustache.

Julio wasn’t satisfied with his awesome goatee so he decided to grow a breath-taking Rusty Fernando.

by Ronald Swanson September 12, 2012

Rusty Fence

When a woman sits on a person's face in the act of cunnilingus, while she is having a heavy menses flow.

I asked her to sit on my face and she gave me a rusty fence!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

Rusty Ferguson

Doing the nasty with a broad who's currently holding a week old tampon in her snatch.

"Last night was the worst night of my life."
"Why?"
"She pulled the ol' Rusty Ferguson. Forgot all about it. It did fall out after 10 minutes, though."

by unlvseamus May 30, 2014

rusty trumpbone

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.

Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

by Zamzara November 29, 2016

rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.

Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.

by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004