Heavy Jewels

Another term for blue balls

My wife and I haven’t gotten busy in a while so I had to the our kids play with heavy jewels.

by Jones1973 December 26, 2022

Jewel

A dumb bitch, mother fucker wont shut up. Just learn how to express your damn emotions and thoughts Jesus christ. you got something to say? say it if you fucking pussy. You got all that shit to say why not say whats on your mind? 🤨

Oh my god Jewel just shut the fuck up

by PinHeado December 13, 2021

sandy jewels

When ur balls get sandy after u go to the beach

Jeeze after going the beach I got some major sandy jewels

by John colt April 21, 2014

Crown the Jewels

The act of a man being head butted in the groin, generally by a little person or child.

In Times Square last night, I shit you not, I watched a little person crown the jewels of a drunk tourist.

by curtisbaby August 9, 2023

Alexis Jewel

The Sweet,hot, and funniest girl a guy can ever meet🔥😍.Everyone Near her always just stops and stares and says”what a beautiful girl”.Boys are all over her especially this one thinks she’s the hottest girl in the world🔥😍. She will always be so passionate and kind to everyone.

Look at that Alexis Jewel She is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.She is so lovely and kind to everyone.

by LexiLover2000 May 16, 2018

Jewel

very short, one could say she is tiny. Loves the disguise emoji, uses it unironically along with the troll and oni emoji. Can usually find them being terrible at algebra

Jewel seems intimidating at first, but her height makes her a fun-size friend. Although don't ask her to check you math homework.

by AtreusAuditore June 30, 2022

Jewel

Jewel is the greatest personality. Best at everything he does. Always number 1. Always comes on top.

To be a Jewel you need to do a lot of hard-work.

by lacroqueta November 22, 2021