jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

jab

a girl who goes by the name gloria who has unique fashion and a good sense of humor.

“omg did you see that jab over there?”
“oh, you mean gloria?”

by C0rmaq November 28, 2021

jibber jabbed

Noun jib-er jab-bed. To mock, or make fun of an individual whom is dressed in extreme motor cycle gear. Usually tends to be living or around a desert. and must drive a baja style lifted ( only in the front colin) toyota tacome with fender flares all around. metal mulissha sticker possibly may adorn the rear window.

12:45 CHILLNHR: you straight Jibber Jabbed me...

by punching ghandi July 27, 2009

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

Jab

A quick cup of morning coffee to wake up and get alert. It uses boxing terminology so I guess in relation a triple espresso would be a super punch

"5 A.M. I'm gunna get a jab of coffee and get a move on."

by Treebonics July 29, 2016

Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion

Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing

by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016