tested

To try someones patience or limits.

Bobby I told you to get out of the tree you have tested my patience for the last time!

by Kim Perez-P March 13, 2008

Skeet taste

A unit of measure for drank, is roughly the same amount as one full skeet ejaculation. Can be used to mean a small taste of anything. Native word to Houston and surrounding area.

1. To make Purple Sprite: Add a skeet taste of drank to one can of sprite, and mix in a styrofoam cup.
2. "You want some drank?"..."Gimme a lil skeet taste."

by dustywayne99 January 28, 2014

Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

Vegans taste better

Referrs to the sexual organs of the vegan human. They really do taste better.

I am, of course, a great example.

by Ganga July 23, 2005

Tell me how my ass tastes.

A saying used when you do something that makes anyone look weak, or makes you look superior.

Coined by Shaquille O'Neal's rap against Kobe.

Person A: "You're gonna get intercepted, watch!"

Person B: "Never! Watch, for the touchdown!"

Person A intercepts Person B

Person B: "Damn..."

Person A: "Tell me how my ass tastes."

by The Cannon June 27, 2008

aquired taste

A fancy/polite way of saying something taste like shit and is nasty or gross.

Person at restraunt"my this Feta chese salad has an aquired taste"
aposed to saying "man this Feta chese taste like shit"

by Cubany April 4, 2011