Tesla’d

To have ones small undersized fascist testes booted in

She tesla’d that Nazi

by Mangumangutaipo March 24, 2025

Teslacles

Small undersized droopy Nazi testes

She kicked the fascist in his Teslacles

by Mangumangutaipo March 24, 2025

Tesla Semi

The kind of erection you get as the Tesla stock price drops

Stock dropped 15% today, gave me a nice Tesla Semi

by Gains Train March 31, 2025

Tesla barbecue

A number of Tesla cars at the same location on fire. E.g at a parking lot or car dealership.

"Hey guys, there's a Tesla barbecue at the parking lot"

by hylleLXIX April 2, 2025

Teslafile

A person who owns a Tesla

That guy there looks like he owns a Tesla, what a teslafile

by Spoodernator April 11, 2025

Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

Tesla twosome

The art of dressing up as Donald trump and ur partner as Elon musk. Then sensually fucking in the back of a cyber truck while getting shocked by the Tesla charger.

Oh fuck Donny this Tesla twosome has got my cumming aggressively like a rocket ship.

by The maga masturbaters March 2, 2026