timber slut

Local low life country bumpkin who acts like she likes to go get firewood but really just want fuck your old man and waste his gas. You can tell them apart by their uncanny jack-o-lantern smile and always wearing short shorts with tattered 10" work boots no matter what time of year. They may or may not have a chainsaw but if they do it hasn't ran for well over a year. The girlfriend of the victim that takes her up to cut wood will notice that any makeup they may have had in his truck is now missing. She is not picky and will go "cut firewood" with anyone that has a truck and or trailer.

That timber slut was with Chris last weekend cutting firewood and now she's headed up the hill Ronnie.

by STAY BENT April 16, 2022

timber tug

Jerking off in your hunting stand

Johnny was doing the timber tug this morning so hard he scared the deer.

by Eldor peeener November 20, 2022

Kav Temperley

The lyricist, bassist and front man of the Western Australian band eskimo joe. His name, which he chose himself when he was 7 years old means 'poet of truth'.

There are no better lyrics than those written by Kav Temperley.

by Superduper291 January 31, 2009

timmer-temmer

timmer-temmer (adjective) : A behavior combining timorousness and temerity. (timorous-temerous), courage and desire combined with fear. Often seen in wild park animals used to human contact—approach and retreat. Other examples, monkeys approaching humans, small shy children wanting to take something from an adult or another child, even fish being fed by scuba divers.

The sparrows hopped timmer-temmer around our table, attentive of the stray or intentional crumb.

by Pen-Dragon August 14, 2009

Kankle Temper

Often referred to women who have kankles and are extremely angry.

My boss is so angry right now, I'm scared to go back to her room in case she has another kankle temper!

by Yuri Gojirah October 12, 2010

passing timber

When 2 people put their butts together and poop the same piece of poop back and forth

My uncle and his boyfriend are always passing timber

by DJBeefer October 21, 2013

The Timberlake

The act of penetrating a woman's vagina with the middle and index fingers and twisting at the elbow to produce a corkscrew like motion with the fingers as seen in the music video for "Sexy back"

Dude when I gave her the Timberlake last night she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops

by The_Dirty_Eagles December 15, 2017