Technical

Being a smart ass in a situation where you're being scolded; overly literal

" Plug in the remote"
" You can't actually plug in a remote , Charles"
"Stop being so damn technical John and plug in the remote!"

by Honeybun456 September 20, 2016

immortal technique

The greatest rapper i have ever herd bsides 2Pac and Biggie. dammmmmmmmmmmmm this nigga is crazy

get these songs:
Angels of Death
Bin Laden
Dance With the Devil
The 4th Branch
The Illest
Point of No Return
***Harlem Streets****
The Cause of Death (dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm)
Peruvian Cocaine
You Never Know
Crossing the Boundary

by h1ndu January 26, 2005

laughing in technicolor

To vomit

Mike is in the can laughing in technicolor.

by grizzlyjack May 30, 2010

Immortal technique

Best rapper from Harlem ever. Deff one of the best rappers of all time, its basiclly just him and tupac. Everyone else is around the same lvl. Both are influential rappers that move the shit out of there listeners. And both dont appeal to only one race like most other rappers. A white boi from the burbs and a nigga from the bronx can both listen to his song and agree/understand.

"The things ive seen in life would make you choke by surprise/like an aborted fetus in a jar that opens its eyes"-Internally Bleeding

"It's like Cambodia the killing fields uptown
We live in distress and hang the flag upside down
The sound of conservative politicians on television
People in the hood are blind so they tell us to listen
They vote for us to go to war instantly
But none of their kids serving the infantry
The odds are stacked against us like a casino
Think about it, most of the army is black and latino
And if you can't acknowledge the reality of my words
You just another stupid mother fucker out on the curb
Trying to escape from the ghetto with your ignorant ways
But you can't read history at an illiterate stage
And you can't raise a family on minimum wage
Why the fuck you think most of us are locked in a cage
I give niggaz the truth, cause they pride is indigent
You better off rich and guilty than poor and innocent
But I'm sick of feeling impotent watching the world burn
In the era of apocalypse waiting my turn
I'm a Harlem nigga that's concerned with the future
And if your in my way it'd be an honor to shoot ya
Up root ya with the evil that grows in my people
Making them deceitful, cannibalistic and lethal
But I see through the mentality implanted in us
And I educate my fam about who we should trust"
-Harlem Streets

by E February 13, 2005

Vorsprung Durch Technik

German for 'Progress through technology'. Apparantly.

'Vorsprung Durch Technik' wasn't on UD so I googled a definition and added it.

by Flippy_D April 30, 2005

techdeck

Noun; A device commonly used to pick up women.

Do ever since I bought that techdeck the ladies are all over me.

by ........123 January 29, 2008

technical threesome

Noun, activities associated with sex of two people, next to, above, or below another person.

Josh and Lisa got it on, while Marc slept in the next bed, it was a technical threesome!

Josh was felching Lisa on the bottom bunk, while Marc was beating off on the top bunk, total technical threesome!

Josh was sucking off Marc, while Lisa looked for her bra underneath...technical threesome!

by suite1157 December 14, 2008