taplash

What it's called when you slap your dick across someone's face. See also cockslap

That mark on Lisa's face is from when Mark taplashed her.

by MeatBall11 May 8, 2005

Tapas

Puerto Rican slang for a capsule filled with crack.

Tranquilo que las Tapas llegan a las 9.
Chill the Tapas will arrive at 9.

by yerba buena August 5, 2010

TAPS

(Psych) Thick As Pig Shit.
Condition where a child appeared to be completely un-educatable, slow, moronic and lazy, frequently getting into trouble for which (in former times) the only solution was repeated savage arse smacking and caning. These punishments are now known to bring temporary relief from the underlying cause of TAPS, i.e. Anal Distraction Disorder (see ADD). The term is now obsolete, being the former psychological term for the condition now recognised as ADD.

Strueth! that Sheila was so TAPS, just could not take a hint, I had to dump her by faking my own death.

by Effluent Mills October 18, 2008

Alpha Tappa Kegga

jareds faggot ass trying to be funny again.

no example needed. hes never funny

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

taps

Football shirts as worn in Scotland

Hello mother, have you washed any of my Rangers taps. I have no money and need to go to Archibalds for a tap.

by Jock fae Fife May 25, 2006

tapdancinggangstalove

a couple were the man is a WIGGA and the woman is a hungarian tapdancer

COOL GUY: Yo Stephen check it out Anita is dancing to Wes rapping isn't that crazy?

Stephen: Yeah cool guy thats whack man. but can't you just since the tapdancinggangstalove.

COOL GUY: yeah actually i can. dang thats crazy.

by Isaiah June 9, 2004

multiple tapage

the high tapability of a group of girls, or describing one girl that you would tap several times

"Man did you see that girls volleyball team, I would like some multiple tapage."
"That girl last night was worth some multiple tapage."

by Andy Singley December 25, 2008