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Enhancement Talent Shock

Makes other players, more specifically Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 players look extremely talented. Is also commonly known as a "Video Gamer Jobber".

These Enhancement Talent Shocks are not bad on purpose, but truly think they're the best and use excuses to explain their losses.
Lordy, there sure were a lot of Enhancement Talent Shocks at that tournament last night!
by The Steak Knife Thief November 26, 2010
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Taking my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. Explanation:

When you realized you're not going to get sex, you go home and masturbate. Likewise, when you realize you really aren't the best basketball player of all time, and you don't like cold cities, you "take your talents to South Beach".
Hey Bob, you get lucky at the club?

Bob: Nope, imma go upstairs. I'll be taking my talents to South Beach.
by T-MLB July 11, 2010
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talentless

Me.
I'm talentless. I'm not worth anything. Someone shoot me.
by D-san August 18, 2003
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talons

1. Claws of birds (sometimes used for other animals)
2. Those REALLY long, curved fingernails some women have.
1. The bald eagle caught the fish in its talons.
2. I have no idea how my busdriver grips the steering wheel with those talons!
by Sangochan December 13, 2008
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eagle talon

A sex act involving a girl, a guy and a trampoline. The girl lays on the ground doggie style and the guy jumps off the trampoline. In midair, he, possibly successfully, places his cock in the girl's pussy.
Let's eagle talon her!
by Cummy worm December 3, 2010
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Taking my talents to South Beach

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
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Billy Talent

An absolutely frickin' AMAZING Canadian band, wrote brilliant songs such as Fallen Leaves, Burn the Evidence, Lies, The River Below, Nothing to Lose and the awesome 'Pins and Needles', to name but a few. They rock my socks! Seriously, they are amazing.
'Never understood how she could,
Mean so little to so many
Why does she mean everything to me?

Is it worth the pain, with no one to blame?
For all of my insecurities
How did I ever let you go?'

(Billy Talent, Pins and Needles)
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