Rumble-taint 

Noun. A widely used term for behavior that redefines thunder-cuntery, specifically in the steampunk genre. Rumbletaint is literally an infectious disease, a horrible VD, a composite of the Clap, Crabs and Lead-Based-Paint-Poisoning from polishing the undersides of poseurs' zeppelins … with your mouth.

Oh dear Christ! I hung out with some uptight steampunks and caught me the rumble-taint! My junk is colors I don't have words for!!!!

That she-bitch gives me the shivers, I smell a bad case of the rumble-taint!

Rumble-taint by A Count Named Slick-Brass November 28, 2010

mosh pit taint

Two separate mosh pits divided by a line of douche bags who refuse to mosh

There's a mosh pit over here and a mosh pit over there, but you bunch of douche bag mosh pit taint are getting in the way, just pick a f'ing side

mosh pit taint by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

Taint Baker 

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

Taint Baker by klillzle February 15, 2009

taint master 

one who reigns over all taints. hairy and non.

taint master by sama April 28, 2003

Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed 

To be wide awake, not tired... old western slang

Woman: Baby are you tired?
Man: Nah, I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed

Bright Eyed and Bushy Tailed by Kelly L August 24, 2005

taint paint 

To thoroughly tongue the area between a person's genitalia and their anus.

Suzie asked me to cleanse myself before she gave me a taint paint, but I figured that was what the damn taint paint was supposed to be about.

taint paint by Migrainiac January 6, 2006

Vulcan Taint Pinch 

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"

Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

Vulcan Taint Pinch by StonedHippy April 5, 2010