Touch Football

A sexual innuendo for fingering a girl or a handjob on a dude

Me: Dude we are totally going to play touch football later.

Him: Is she or you going to be the QB?
Me: Both ;)

by sharpieee October 21, 2010

Touch the Wall

The object is to touch the nearest wall 1/100th faster than your opponent after someone calls out, "Touch the wall!"

One variation includes shouting "7th medal" instead of "touch the wall".

The game is a reference to Michael Phelp's 7th Olympic gold medal victory, in which he won by 1/100th of a second, against opponent Milorad Cavic.

Kika: TOUCH THE WALL!
Nene: FUCK! I lost!
Kika: 1/100th of a second, betch!

by Kika-chan January 16, 2009

Touch park

To park badly by using the car behind or infront. some one who doesnt know the length of their car may touch park. Reversing at low speed, when you hit (touch) the car behind then you can drive forward and straighten up the car.

Johns such a bad driver he has to touch park

by IamBazza January 31, 2009

Touch and go around

When a pilot comes in to land, but decides to abort the landing ('goes around') after the aircraft has touched down on the runway. They will then climb the aircraft to sufficient height to attempt another landing. This could possibly due to a hard bounce with insufficient airspeed to recover.

This is different from a touch and go where the pilot lands smoothly/safely, lets the aircraft roll/slow down for a short distance, then takes off again to practise take-offs and landings.

A : "What's Jim doing today? Touch and go's?"
B : "More like touch and go arounds."

by Drecian May 1, 2011

Touch Check

The act of reaching around to your ass and pushing your pants/underwear into your crack after a questionable or wet fart. If your clothing sticks, its time to get somewhere and clean up. If it falls away without sticking, you are safe to proceed.

Dude that sounded wet, you better touch check before we get too far from a bathroom.

by shartWEEK August 2, 2011

touch cloth

to be near the point of defecating in one's pants after waiting too long

You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.

by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010

touch hole

(1) n - vagina/anus
(2) n - a slutty girl
(3) n - see asshole, douchbag, fag, jewbag

(1) that girl has one nasty fucking touch hole!
(2) that touch hole has slept with everybody on campus.
(3) don't be such a fucking touch hole!

by je adore dior March 9, 2003