Totes Tarfoff

Totally amazing, awesome, and above human comprehension.

Also see Tarf: Words of Greatness and Praise. Eg...Tarf = Great,Awsome,God,Hotetc

Guy 1: Dude, these fries are beyond fire.
Guy 2: I know they are totes tarfoff!

Totes Tarfoff by BulletMagnet22 April 21, 2024

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.

“That guy is totes not a creep”

Totes not a creep by Scalpel December 10, 2025

for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

Def Totes Fo' Sho' 

1. Literally means "definitely, totally, for sure".

2. A completely redundant yet catchy phrase used to enthusiastically say "yes" without using too many extra syllables.

3. A phrase used when you strongly agree with something.

Alex: Hey Robyn, are you going to the concert this weekend? I heard it's gonna be bomb!
Robyn: I am so there! How about you, are you going?
Alex: Yeah, I wouldn't miss it! Jeff and Evan, are you guys going?
Jeff and Evan: Def Totes Fo' Sho'!

Def Totes Fo' Sho' by BandCamp2009 October 2, 2009

Cheese on Totes! 

When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.

Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?

Kids: Cheese on Totes!

Cheese on Totes! by towsh.net August 14, 2011

for totes def 

Literally translates as 'for totally definitely.' Used as an emphatic way of agreement to a statement or question. Also used in text or instant messaging.

Cara: Let's go night swimming.
Gav: Is there a spot nearby?
Christina: For totes def...Simonton is a couple blocks away! You wanna go?
Gav: For totes def!!!!

Rosalie: You want us to meet you two at Irish Kevin's?
Christina: For totes def!

for totes def by cmgccskw6910 June 21, 2010

for totes 

another term for totally. more likely to be used in a chat room setting than in real life.

xDark_Angelx: r u going 2 the party on 2sday?
wpk914: for totes

for totes by wpk914 December 19, 2010