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Matrix Syndrome

Matrix Syndrome is a mental disorder in which the illusion of our constructed reality is shattered usually through redpills. Suffers generally contract this disorder through research of how our ancestors lived, and how we are meant to live. Symptoms include hopelessness, depression, feeling as if the sufferer is mentally ill or everyone else around them is, the feeling that everything in the world is fake, and total disconnection from popular culture.

This syndrome seems to primarily affect Millennials and Generation Z, specifically males. It is currently unknown whether it affects females of the same age group or members of other age groups.

Current experimental treatments include talking with like-minded people (primarily other sufferers of Matrix Syndrome or people sympathetic) and homesteading.

While similar to being what is called "blackpilled" (where all hope is lost) the key difference is the hopefulness a person suffering from Matrix Syndrome feels if things go back to a previous way of life.

The name Matrix Syndrome was chosen as a reference to the 1999 film 'The Matrix' where the main character becomes "awake" to the fact that his reality is constructed through a red pill. The illusion of the false reality is shattered leading to the events of the film.
Josh: Nothing makes sense anymore man. Why does anyone care about pop culture bs
Jose: It sounds like you have Matrix Syndrome... honestly same
by Joshua MM March 31, 2022
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Matrix Shit

Have you heard of the Socratic paradox? That's some matrix shit right there.
by PapaPe June 29, 2020
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Matrix attack

It's not a fucking Matrix attack Jesus Christ ate you motherfuckers corny.
Hym "Again. It ain't a fucking 'Matrix attack' you fucking gomers. Jesus, you guys are absurd. That would be convenient for you though, wouldn't it? Because if it's not a Matrix attack, then you've been promoting a rapist AND PEDOPHILE (Because if I fucked a 16 year old I'd be considered a pedophile) for years while simultaneously refusing to promote and/or poaching a NOT rapist (as I have raped 0 people). Really guys... I'm loving this. Russell taught them the ways of 'TRUE love'.... By force. What's that Jordan Peterson always says? 'If you're willing to use force then blahblahblah I'll probably still have him on my podcast because I don't give a fuck about rape' ~ Jordan Peterson (I'm paraphrasing a bit but that SOUNDS like something he would say)"
by Hym Iam September 20, 2023
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glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).
Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!
by suburbanite November 29, 2003
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glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.
G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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matrixed

When a philosophy teacher gets hit with a question that starts with "Isn't it just like the matrix . . . ?"
While talking about Plato's cave, Professor Brown got matrixed.
by Tony Larussa October 19, 2006
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