long-term relationshit

a crap that is more than 10 minutes

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.

by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010

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Late term abortion

When one gets absolutely destroyed mentally and physically

Jerry: eats shit
Kyle: “he just got late term aborted!”
Jake: That was a late term abortion if I’ve ever seen one

by SendyMcSendo March 12, 2020

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Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend

a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex

ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime

by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023

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