TARDS

TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.

Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is fake news.

George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.

by feetoid March 12, 2019

FUck-tardia

a place where all fucktards live
see fuck tard
also known as transfuckivania...tardland

1. That guys a fucktard. i bet he lives in FUck-tardia.
2. She couldn't live in FUck-tardia. she's too smart.

by billy bob0908434 April 27, 2009

Tardfish

it means that you are just incredibly stupid, it is also a short for retarded goldfish.

Ian your such a Tardfish.

by Ian the Reatarded Goldfish June 18, 2008

Tardilicious

A such called retard whom wants to be someone over the net and in real life his ass is kicked and made fun of in school everyday.

Words can't describe such stupidity.
Tardilicious

by YourN8mare May 30, 2006

Tardicle

A word referred to describing a guy when he is acting like a jerk. A cross between testicles and a retard.

Girl 1:"Omg, I hate my ex"
Girl 2: "Why?"
Girl 1: "Hes just being a complete tardicle"

by NicciRicci January 29, 2009

Tardick

Tardick- (tär-dĭc) Adj, Noun

1. Incapable of successfully utilizing time in any useful calibre.

2. Extreme procrastination.

3. Wasting valuable time.

4. Usually equated to pissing someone off.

Stop your tardickin', we have a deadline to meet!

That tardick... All he does is sit around, smoke, and collect unemployment. What a waste of life.

Instead of just tardicking around on your day off. Why don't you make yourself useful and clean up this mess!

by Dexmeister June 12, 2010

tardigrade amnesia

When you get so drunk you somehow become impervious to any sort of physical harm, and survive the strangest and most dangerous encounters, without remembering any of it. Named after tardigrades, small animals that can survive in almost any conditions, even in the vacuum of space.

"Dude, what happened? You look like shit!" "Uhh I... lost a drinking contest? ... beer pong? there was a water bucket bong? I don't remember ... think I fell from the balcony into a bush and passed out.. and slept in there until the morning..." "What the fuck? That's some hardcore tardigrade amnesia!"

"So Marc woke up bare ass naked on the beach under an inflatable boat. He didn't know where any of his stuff was so he had to walk two hours to his mom's place wearing some tarp he found on the beach." "Dude it was freezing outside last night!" "Yeah talk about tardigrade amnesia"

by Ironballs March 1, 2020