Mystic Tan is a popular tanning booth.
by HUH February 28, 2005
Someone who is very pale because during the summer months, they spend all of their time inside, usually in front of a television or computer monitor instead of enjoying themselves in the sun like everyone else. Everyone else darkens out in the sun, while said insider will stay pale because their only form of light is from a screen.
I cant believe Mike won't come to the beach with us! He said he'd rather stay at home and work on his monitor tan. What a loser.
by TangClock August 18, 2009
by International Bad Boy April 24, 2005
a tan line that v's up the side of your thighs near your crutch which is what you'll get when wearing Australian stubby shorts.
Been jogging down the beach wearing my singlet and stubbies and the temperature was so hot I copped a stubby tan.
by bread infection January 02, 2006
Girls, usually ages 11-19, who spend most of their time and money baking it up at the local tan salons. Usually blondes who fry their skin until they could pass for native americans or even African Americans. However, the bleach blonde hair looks horribly unnatural with their new skin-tone.
Will get skin-cancer before they can legally drink.
Ironically, most don't really care.
Will get skin-cancer before they can legally drink.
Ironically, most don't really care.
"Dude, whatever happened to your exgirlfriend Sally. She was hot"
"Nah dude, she turned into a tan junkie"
"Shame. She was bangin'. Now she's just a stereotypical yuppie"
"Nah dude, she turned into a tan junkie"
"Shame. She was bangin'. Now she's just a stereotypical yuppie"
by lesharkattaque June 25, 2006
A Male, usually in his 20's, infatuated with looking good, following trends, and
being tan: resulting in his balls being tan as to achieve the full effect. It is not uncommon for the underlying Tan Ball to actually be unattractive while not primped, and to possess inferior genes and intellect.
being tan: resulting in his balls being tan as to achieve the full effect. It is not uncommon for the underlying Tan Ball to actually be unattractive while not primped, and to possess inferior genes and intellect.
by Travonius August 28, 2005
A tan line around someone’s eyes from wearing sunglasses in the sun for too long – which looks like Batman masks.
Boy : Umm...What’s up wid the “Batman Tan” you got going there?
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....
Girl: Aargh! I was like at the Tennis match for like a 100hours last Saturday and the result is...well you get the picture....
by poozies January 31, 2011