Sweater Meats

Large, mouthwatering breasts

I think, tonight, I should like to sample the sweater meats.

No, Danny's girlfriend is over there. The one with the sweater meats.

by Tyrathect May 20, 2006

Sweater Swag

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. It also helps your Sweater Swag if you consider yourself to be too Hipster to be Hipster.
Also it helps to know what team your playing for, LFRT.

Oh man!! That guy has hella Sweater Swag!! He's just just beatin' all the ladies away.

by THE BOSS OF YOSEMITE December 4, 2011

beer sweater

The cozy warmth felt by those under the effects of alcohol.

"man, I can't believe he's not freezing - it's below zero and he's only wearing a t-shirt!"

"nah, I saw how much of that keg he drank - he's got his beer sweater on"

by marvyp September 18, 2008

sweater bags

breasts in a sweater.

Don't sweat her sweater bags, 'cause her face is busted.

by Kentucky Windage November 6, 2009

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010

Sweater Fat

When an individual wears many layers of clothing to stay warm from the winter frost and ends up looking bulky.

Wil: "Damnnn..did Sarah gain weight?"

Kate: "No, that's just her sweater fat."

by katexblonde December 8, 2010

sweater scuds

Large pointy breasts, resembling scud missiles

Look how far out those big tits are. Them's a couple of sweater scuds!

by HarryTBags January 19, 2011