2.5 ft of swaying death

n
See girth; see length; see width
see also antonio

A penis.

That guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death!

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

Swaying A

When two men performing a wobbly H lean in and start making out with each other, creating the rare but beautiful swaying A.

John McClain and Franklin were really making Gorges airtight, when they caught each other's eye and went in for a hardcore make-out session, creating the Swaying A.

by Enis Del Mar January 10, 2009

scaving

scaving; searching or rooting through abandoned or forgotten spaces, eg. a car factory shut down 30 years ago

Samantha had all her tables made from wood she found while scaving in the ruins of the local steel mill

by Tucker Morrent December 8, 2013

yak shaving

A word used to describe what happens when you are shaving a yak

"What are they doing over there?"
"Son, they are yak shaving."

by basicbadger May 11, 2021

shaving cream

another word for shit like in the song

go sit in a pile of shaving cream.

by brian January 14, 2005

saving myself for the marriage

an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen

so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?

and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage

smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life

non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type

by boustrophedonik December 1, 2010

Yak Shaving

When a female has so much public hair that you need a weed wacker

Dayum bitch ya' finna need some yak shaving done.

by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020