checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Slutsky

A nickname for a girl who spends more nights at her boyfriend's place than her own and as a result becomes distant and sometimes hard to reach. Users of the word are usually jealous of the person being nicknamed. It is imperative to note that a Slutsky is not by any means a slut.

...Carrie is returning to her dorm room at 10 in the morning just before class...
Madison - "Hey Slutsky, what's up?"
Carrie - "Not too much, I just got back from my boyfriend's, but I'm running late for class, can we talk later?"
Madison - "Sure, if I ever get to see you later..."

by the fruitless muse August 29, 2008

horny sluts scissoring hard

When a sleezy ankless guy gets hot and ejaculates from watching young ladies thrust themselves and there genitals together in a grotesque manner.

Jason needs to get it in so he watches "horny sluts scissoring hard"

by worstnightmares August 17, 2012

sluts RULE!!!

the idolization of sluts on the Minnesota Twins board at ESPN.com

rocketpig: sluts RULE!!!

by shocker92 May 6, 2003

Sputs

God-awful, all around terrible drivers.

When using the word "sputs" one must speak with a slight Chicagoan accent throughout the sentence.

Spitting (saying and spraying) is permitted when saying this word.

Look at this sputs, he's had his blinker on for the past two miles

Don't drive in the passing lane if you aren't gonna pass people, fuckin sputs!

by Lunch Time Combo June 1, 2014

The struts

A really really good rock band hailing from Derby, England. Opened for many big names such as the foo fighters and The Who. Have suck hits as “Could Have Been Me” “Kiss This” and “Body Talks.” Perhaps the band that will carry on the legacy of rock n roll for a new generation.

Person 1: hey dude did you see the struts gig last night?
Person 2: hell yea! It was awesome

by jchamp7 April 2, 2020