standover tactic

When a person stands directly over a toilet so they are not required to lift the toilet seat to urinate. This practice is most commonly employed in disgusting public toilets, such as those located at freeway rest stops and in nightclubs.

"Man that toilet is disgusting, I know you're desperate to pee but don't go in there!"
"Nevermind bro, I'll just use the standover tactic, she'll be right!"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018

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Stunday

The Sunday following a heavy drinking session on a Saturday night, usually including a late night club or other strenuous activity. The stun effect is usually caused by the consumption of large amounts of vodka and energy drink resulting in a fresh but disorientating feeling, like a hangover but altered due to the effect of excess stimulants still making their way out of your system on the Sunday.

Stunday could be worse if drinks include Absynth, overproof Rum or liquor with a high alcohol content.

Richard: “Are you coming out to walk the dogs in the park?”

Tom: “ahh man I don’t think I can. It took me 30 minutes to make a cup of coffee this morning, I’m having quite a stunday today I’m afraid. Ask me again in a couple of hours”

by allans1 December 20, 2012

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Mexican Standoff

When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.

Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."

by thenotoriousdonut March 27, 2016

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