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Step stool friend

someone who is there when you need to be lifted up emotionally/socially and then when you’re done, you discard them like you never needed them in the first place or they discard themselves.
my old friend Nate was a step stool friend, he was there during one of my darkest times but after that we just fell out of touch
by Fictionally_deceased August 4, 2025
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five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool
by brasswings April 3, 2015
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Vagina stool

When one shits out the vagina
Doctor: are you experiencing any vagina stool??
Arlene: yes. My vagina shits about 73837 times a day.
by Bigcockinbutt March 8, 2020
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stool

wow man, your stool is hard
by okokbruh July 27, 2022
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Bar stooling

Where you snort coke off of a prostitutes dick
Bro Johnathan went and bar stooling last night
by Conor weiner June 10, 2019
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Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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Sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
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