scoff

A sound that evil/wicked people say

*scoff* *scoff* i hearby to kill you all.

by Dictionary March 18, 2003

STOffed

To get cheated, decieved, or otherwise ripped off (mostly of money by shady market business). Was first coined as a derogatory term for the MMO Star Trek Online when that game's development house, Cryptic (publisher Atari), decided to change pricing/game time terms before the first 30 days (after release) had expired. Is also used to refer the PR nightmare when STO fans started changing the STO wiki website to include various derogatory things about STO and STO developers on Feb 28th, 2010.

-by Shabasquaia

We got STOffed!!!

lol get STOffed fanboi.

by iNemo March 2, 2010

Staff Car

When you get into a freezing cold automobile and your body heat causes the windows to fog over, draw a swastika in one of the windows. Ouila -- You've got a staff car! The next day when your parents get in the car, the windows re-fog and they too can drive to work in a staff car. Guaranteed laffs for the entire family!

"You see, officer it was a joke. We turned our Yugo into a staff car. Get it?"

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Sofflet

Usually a gibbering buffoon of a man possibly from the home counties or sometimes the Norfolk area. He is particularly excited by military history which when shared with his friends / collegues make him exude the aura of a retard.
Prone to being an alcoholic.

Miscellaneous: Good at gardening, big nob, sometimes gay.

Did you sleep with Sofflet last night? God yes he was hung like a donkey!

by Big Nob December 28, 2008

staff

a terrible type of infection. can lead to death if not treated immediatly. comes in two forms. lindsey and kim

Man, stay away form that fat bitch. She might give you a staff infection.

by Swedish Bob September 26, 2006

spoffer

A special offer. An amalgamation of the words special and offer.

Two beers for the price of one? What a spoffer!

by Beanie Barbeque June 15, 2006

Stafford, Va

A town in Virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. Best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! You either escape it's grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate space. To outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it's proximity to Quantico Marine Base, and Washington DC, which means most of its current population are transplants! They can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! Only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in Middle school, or go to Woodbridge or Fredericksburg. There is no in between!

What did you like to do when you were growing up? Well, I'm from Stafford, so I basically only know how to play quarters from HS parties.

Welcome to Stafford, Va! Which form of Government money will be paying your rent, BAH or Welfare?!

by gunsandmakeup September 13, 2016