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OCD Steamer

When you take a shit on your girlfriend's chest but must make sure that it's in an absolutely straight line.
That was a beautiful OCD steamer, dude. You couldn't have landed a plane any straighter, bra!
by TPF_Benny April 25, 2010
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dallas steamer

The act of riding your partner like a horse, or a bull, while taking a shit on their back.
After a long day at the rodeo, Jim headed home to give his wife a Dallas Steamer.
by Nubstars September 22, 2013
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The Real Steamer

The Real Steamer is a floor and furniture cleaning company formed in 2018 in Springfield, MA. They are famous for their satisfying carpet cleaning videos seen on Facebook.
I had The Real Steamer clean my carpets and looked and smelled like new again!
by The Real Steamer September 30, 2020
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New England Steamer

A berry left between the sheets of your bed by a nighttime visitor for your discovery. This berry is typically delivered from the hairs of the anal cavity and consists of material such as fecal matter, bathroom tissue, newspaper clippings, broken glass, or Charlston Chews.
So, I woke up this morning told that sugar-muffin I met last night to take off. After she left, I got up to get a beer and when I got back in bed I found that the bitch had left a god-damned New England Steamer in my bed!
by VILSON September 3, 2003
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Cleaveland Steamer

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.
Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.
by Our21stzen February 12, 2003
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Anchorage steamer

complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you while casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness
After the Tucson shooting by Jared Loughner, Sarah Palin complained loudly about the issue being politicized (as her violent rhetoric was condemned by many after it occurred) while simultaneously referring to Loughner as left-leaning. By doing this she performed an Anchorage steamer.
by Mark Grayson January 21, 2011
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vanilla steamer

by FOR VICKY January 14, 2004
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